i love it when i cook stuff for myself bc like i’ve just cooked pasta and yee bitch look at me providing for myself i could totally make it in this world it’s almost as if i have my life together
i take this back the pasta was shit i’m falling apart
you come into my house, you disrespect my problematic fave
Ben Miss. Steak
im going to use this for hard liquor
i found this on my computer. WHEN IN THE LIVING FUCK DID I MAKE THIS?!
@AdamSKaplan: That @grantgust is a BOSS
if u want to instantly feel happy i suggest u watch newsies got swag and turn on automatic captions
One time I tweeted “Let’s get drunk; not with liquor, fame works quicker” and I got like 5 retweets because people thought it was a cool indie lyric
Little did they know it was a lyric from a tap dance extravaganza number in a musical ahahaha newsie’d
The performance I’ll always remember: My original Delancey brother, Mike Faist’s last show. Kept it together pretty well, but there’s a moment I’ll never forget when we looked at each other in the final scene and both kind of lost it. The toughest Delancey brothers, just sobbing. (x)
carrying the banner - brendon stimson
@brenstims: if there’s reincarnation, i’m coming back as a corgi. i’m gonna be belly flopping everyday of my lapdog life.